The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The ass gains better be worth it
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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