Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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