I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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