i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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