I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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