sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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