I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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