Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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