I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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