so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
should my penis look like a turkey
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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