All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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