I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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