Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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