I'm passing your future prison.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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