Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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