they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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