this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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