I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's official drugs can't kill me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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