In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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