no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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