She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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