You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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