Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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