Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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