did you get engaged???
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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