Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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