She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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