you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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