At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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