Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Congratulations! We have a period
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