I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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