I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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