Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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