She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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