Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
