And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Send help, water and tortillas.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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