I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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