Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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