Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
