Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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