Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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