I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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