whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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