evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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