ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
His hands were made for my vagina.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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