Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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