Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dick very happy bro
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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