Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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