I showed him my bush... on skype.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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