If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We are two peas in an std pod
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
