Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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