awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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