And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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