My hand turned me down
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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