office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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