I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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