TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Bring me that man meat
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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