I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am one with the molecules
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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