youre lurking in front of me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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